The most satirical, pun intended, mischievous and funny meme token of all time
Dogs are Dogs, Poops are Poops
World's First MEME Token with 10% Extra Buyer Rewards !!
BNB Chain Token
Story
In the dead of night, while i was deep asleep, Doge's Holy Spirit came in my dream and shouted at me, Dogetoshi, Awake!! What the hell is going on here? Now my poops have started claiming that "The dogs have had their days, it’s time for Poops to take reign".
How can any true Doge lover tolerate such a shit ?
NO, NOT ACCEPTABLE
Now get ready, we need to show these Poops their rightful place. Now onwards you need to firmly spread my message to the whole memeworld that "Dogs are Dogs, Poops are poops" You should spread my shit to all the exchanges, so that all the meme lovers should be able to enjoy it's delicious taste.
I replied,
My Lord, as you wish! I Dogetoshi, the son of great Dogemoto, from this moment will leave no stone unturned to fulfill my lord's wish. Bestow on me the strength, the skills and the resources to spread my lord's message to the whole memeworld. And, handsomely bless all the meme lovers with your Holy Shit.
Holy Spirit replied, So be it...
National Anthem
After that the Holy Spirit ordered me to recite a song, and declared the song as the national anthem of the Memeland. The Holy Spirit ordered me that i should ensure that every citizen of the Memeland should daily recite this national anthem. Whoever will not recite this anthem daily, will be debarred from enjoying the awsome taste of the Holy Shit. After this, the Holy Spirit vanished.
Everyone should recite the following anthem daily.
Pop Pop
Poop Poop
Pop Pop
Poop Poop
Pop Pop
Poop Poop
DogePoop
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
How To Poop
Create a Wallet
Download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io.
GET SOME ETH / BNB
Have ETH / BNB in your wallet to switch to $DOGEPOOP. If you don’t have any ETH / BNB, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
GO TO UNISWAP V2 / PANCAKESWAP
Connect to Uniswap V2 / Pancakeswap. Go to https://app.uniswap.org /https://pancakeswap.finance in google chrome or on the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $DOGEPOOP token address into Uniswap / Pancakeswap. Select DOGEPOOP, and confirm. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.
SWITCH ETH / BNB FOR $DOGEPOOP
$DOGEPOOP is the world's 1st meme token with buyer rewards. Whenever you switch ETH / BNB for $DOGEPOOP on Uniswap V2 / Pancakeswap, you get 10% extra tokens.
Buy $DOGEPOOP on Uniswap V2 / Pancakeswap and help spread this SHIT to all the other exchanges...
Poopnomics
Transaction Taxes
Buy Tax - 0%
Sell Tax - 10%
Total Supply
1,000,000,000,000
Presale - 40% ( 400,000,000,000 )
Pinksale Presale Link
Liquidity - 22.42% ( 224,200,000,000 )
Uniswap LP Locked For 1 Million Days
Staking Rewards - 30% ( 300,000,000,000 )
Locked and VestedCEX Listings - 5.08% ( 50,800,000,000 )
Locked and VestedBuyer Rewards - 2.5% ( 25,000,000,000 )
Locked in the $DOGEPOOP Contract
Poopmap
Every meme lover will ask
What is the future Roadmap for DogePoop ?
Answer is very plain and simple
This is the most useless shit token, and the only mission is to spread this shit to all the exchanges. That's it !!
FAQ
All transfers where ETH / BNB are swapped for DOGEPOOP using Uniswap V2 / Pancakeswap Pair address are eligible for receiving Buyer Rewards.
For distributing Buyer Rewards, we have kept 25,000,000,000 $DOGEPOOP tokens ( 2.5% of total supply ) in the $DOGEPOOP smart contract itself. As long as there is enough balance in the the $DOGEPOOP smart contract, buyer's will receive Buyer Rewards.
The tokens reserved for DOGEPOOP Buyer Rewards can only be used for distributing Buyer Rewards. They are put into the DOGEPOOP smart contract itself and can only be sent as Buyer Rewards. They can not be used for any other purpose.
All transfers where DOGEPOOP tokens are swapped for ETH / BNB using Uniswap V2 / Pancakeswap Pair address are taxed.
The amount collected as Sell Tax gets collected into the DOGEPOOP smart contract, to be distributed as Buyer Rewards.